Okay the whole not doing well turning 41 thing aside...
I just want everyone to know that I am one HOT mama.
Yep, went to the doctor (general practice) today because I can't breathe due to allergies, and they got a new nurse in and it always goes something like this.
Nurse: Hi, how are you today? What are you here for?
Moi: I can't breathe.
Nurse: Oh, poor thing. Are you on any medications?
Moi: Yes, here's my list. Walking Case of Chemical Warfare that I am...
Nurse: oooo-kay..... Let me take your temperature.
pause for said event.
Nurse: You have a temperature. It's 99.4 - you must have a bug.
Moi: No, that's normal. Check my chart. Never been below a flat 99.
Nurse: Oh. I see......
Doctor strolls in.
"How's the HOTTEST MAMA client of mine doing today???" !!!!
I felt soooo much better :o)
What's REALLY weird is that he and my gynecologist are buddies. I don't even want to know the conversations....
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Thanks for the great laugh! I'm sure you're yummy mummy. :)
This was such a Hot post!!
That's funny.
You should ask them if they share notes
Awe.Some.
There's the story of a lady (oh crap, now I'm humming the Brady Bunch theme)...
Link here with more info than you can shake a can of industrial size deodorant at.
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