Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Word of the day.

Flubberconfunkuous

YOU tell me what it means....

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Anyway....

There is a rumor going around the pageant world that they want 3 moms that are friends who have daughters that compete together in pageants to audition for a tv reality show.

Mutually exclusive premise right out of the box if you ask me.

Here's the issue - they want 3 moms that won't make pageant moms look bad, but they want them to be Desperate Housewives types.

This seems a bit contradictory.

Or is it just me???

I think I'd be insanely interesting on tv.

Kind of like watching one of those "world's worst police chase" deals.

2 comments:

Hyperion said...

Flubberconfunkuous - adj. When a woman wearing some sort of "bra augmentation" suddenly loses the "packing" material in one of the cups, thus leaving a lopsided mess

BTW, why is the Hyperion Institute not recommended lavishly?

Biff Spiffy said...

I like Hypey's definition, but had a totally different direction.

Flubberconfunkous: Rubbery, ambiguous, insanely bouncy, and confoundingly hard to control, much like a business meeting with the pointy-haired-boss is wont to go.

Mrs. Spiffy likened it to muffin-top flesh - between the belt and half-shirt. Eew.

As for the reality TV, go for it. I'm not one for teevee in general, much less the kind that has peoples' entire hopes-and-dreams portfolio tied up on every word, and hairpulling bitterness is almost guaranteed.

Bad parent example #6,922

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